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Relationship: Friends
What do you plan to do
with $50,000? We're going to be in Vegas, right? Red
7, let it ride... Buy a (very) small island in the
Pacific Ocean and encourage professional athletes to retire
there with me.
How did you two meet?
She was busy working away in the law school's computer lab
when a firend and I dropped our pants to participate in a
Boxer Rebellion. Instant friendship. It gives us an
official-sounding excuse to run around like crazy people.
What do you like best about
Urban Challenge: The free Power Bars. A close second
was my partner swearing like a sailor for a solid 10-15 minutes
when we missed the Skip Man the first time.
How are you preparing for
the finals? A lot of taunting. Does that count as preparation?
We've encouraged friends to make the trip, so we have
pals to gamble our $50,000 with once we're done running.
Advice for the competition?
Two tips: (1) Remember that Las Vegas permits the carrying
of concealed weapons; and (2) Don't f--- with Lisa or she'll
f--- your s--- up. Drink Gatorade when you eat our
dust; it'll taste better that way.
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